
Let’s pretend you aren’t who you are… just for a second. Be someone else… be anyone else, but not who you are. Now, show everyone else who you aren’t because it’s easier to not be who you are. All the while, I’ll be here… knowing who you really are.
Filed under pretend don't be who you are fake illusion i know who you really are
All you do is text…
Text text text then more texting
Sorry, what’d you say?
Filed under You're addicted to texting Haiku Pay attention to me! What?
I’m not really here.
Pretty much invisible.
When will I be seen?
Filed under I hate feeling invisible Haiku Obsolete Depressed Blah blah blah

Water trickles down
A hot shower should do it
Wash the filth away
Filed under haiku shower dirty depression
Water trickles down
A hot shower should do it
Wash the filth away
(Source: slice-and-dice)
Filed under depression haiku personal photography shower truth

Abomination!
Oozing pustule on my face
Hello Noxzema!
Filed under pimple blemish haiku face

Zuko and Rizzo
They love to eat, play and sleep
Melissa’s babies.
Zuko and Rizzo
Cutest puppies in the world
Growing up too fast.
Filed under Boxers puppies white boxers cute haiku

If Dexter were real
I’d want to follow his code
Kill only bad guys!
Filed under Dexter the code haiku
These primal urges
I wish I could ignore them
Make them go away.
find a good non-disgusting picture for me.
Filed under passion, relief haiku

Your verbal vomit
Repulses me to the core
Think before you speak
(Source: flickr.com)
Filed under verbal vomit mouth diarrhea puke shut the fuck up haiku